No, no... I know now..

It's not that I look like a monkey. It's more Planet of the Ape-ish. I'm Dr Zauis! That's it! But less proto-hominid and more just kinda puffy. Also, I'd need my facial hair back to look really Ape-ish.

Anyway, that slight interlude brought to you by percocet, boredom, and the letter's T & Z, and the number 2.